Moral # 8

A friend at work bought two Wii controllers for himself, and to bring with him and his Wii for a work "Fun Day".

I then won a Wii in a drawing at the Fun Day, and later began the search for a second controller. My friend from work offered to sell me one of his at full price. However, later, he gave me my money back and said he was comp'd (compensated) for the two controllers he had bought, and so, would just give me one. Later, I told him, comp or not, it was his, and offered to pay full price. But he was so adamant about not accepting money for it, we ended up agreeing on half price.

and the moral of the story is...

Moral # 7

I poured myself some cereal - then put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the pantry.

and the moral of this story is...