Moral # 9
I was ordering pizza, and they had a special: 2 large 2-topping pizzas for $16.99. So, I ordered one pepperoni and black olive, and the other Hawaiian.
The girl lets me know that Hawaiian is a specialty pizza and the computer needs a 2-topping. So, I say, "Alright, then... I'll have a ham and pineapple." She said that works great!
and the moral of the story is...